Juicy Lucy…An Introduction of a Dish Network Phone Rep

Hey there satellite TV fans, I’m Juicy Lucy, a phone rep for Dish Network. I know what you’re thinking-how on earth did I get burdened with that nickname? Well, I’m known around the office for getting the strangest phone calls. I work for a satellite TV company: if that helps clarify for you. You really wouldn’t believe the calls I get some days.

My darling husband Dick (yeah, I know his name is funny too) lives for the Juicy Lucy Dish Network Dinner Delights, as they’ve come to be known around our dinner table. Each night, I recount the funniest and weirdest phone calls I had that day. Yes, I said day, and I mean every day. There was a popular TV show called ‘Kids Say the Darndest Things’ hosted by Bill Cosby. I’m thinking that satellite TV reps, like me, could have a show about the phone calls we receive every day. Maybe we could call it ‘Technologically Disadvantaged Tales from the Dish’, or simply ‘Stupid People ask the Dumbest Questions on the Telephone’.

Anyway, I digress…I figured after all the Dish Network tales I’ve told my Darling Dick that Juicy Lucy’s Dinner Delights should be publicized for all the world to see. I figure this way, a small percentage of those that are technologically disadvantaged will think before they call and ask a question.

I hope not, because then my satellite TV rep job would be oh-so-boring. Keep those interesting questions coming folks…maybe you can find yourself featured in “Juicy Lucy’s Dish Network Dinner Delights” column. Never fear, names have been changed to save the poor, technologically disadvantaged folks from embarrassment.

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